1. MAC Lip Pencil Liner Shade Spice (Pink Cinnamon Stick).05 Ounce MAC Other - Lip Pencil - Whirl 1.45g/0.05oz by MAC HAUS LABORATORIES By Lady Gaga: RIP LIP LINER Demi-Matte Water-Resistant Lip Liner Pencil Available in 16 Colors, Precise & Long Lasting Lip Liner.
2. MAC Lip Pencil is a lip liner that retails for $17.50 and contains 0.05 oz. ($350.00 per ounce). There are 72 shades in our database. Jump to a particular section if you know what information you're looking for!

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4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
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10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was 'tired of walking,' stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

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